
Category Archives: Stella
Keep her away from the sugar.
Salon Girl
One of things Stella inherited from her father (aside from her worship of the alimighty enchilada and the need to explain the most obscure details of any given situation) were two gigantic side-by-side cowlicks square on the crown of her scalp. They caused her to have an Alfalfa-style hairdo until she was, roughly, a year old. (The covergence of these two swirls caused the hair to collide in a way that forced the hair straight up.) As she got older, and her hair got longer, the weight finally allowed for her to no longer resemble one of the Little Rascals.
Instead, the affect is that the majority of her hair now grows forward, causing her bangs to start somewhere around the back of her head. Think sideways comb-over. This most unfortunate of hair growth patterns will, I am sure, drive her into therapy by the age of nine.
I never had any intention of giving her bangs, but somewhere along the line I realized that Stella had a rare disease that caused her hair to grow in a mullet-like syle, with bangs naturally forming and reaching all the way back to her ears. Again, I blame her father for this.
It is time I face the facts: my daughter is follically challenged.
Once I was able to come to terms with the reality of the situation, I made the decision to seek professional help. Just the look on the hairdressers face said it all: you have a long road ahead, but I will be with you every step of the way.


It’s all about the hats, people.


Licky McMess
Ingredients: a 2 year old, gooey cookie batter, a set of beaters, a grandmother with the reckless abandon that only a grandmother can have.



Little Enchilada, Jr.
Lately, Stella has become a giant mirror in which we see a reflection of ourselves, our actions and our words. Sometimes it’s funny, sometimes startling, mostly, however it is a wake-up call as to the example we are setting for our first-born child.
Although we love to cook, we also enjoy not to cook – more specifically, we like to eat out. Actually, more specifically than that, we like to take out. In particular, we like to take out from the mexican food restaurant 6 short blocks from our house. Partially this is because it is a.) easy, b.) good, c.) cheap, and d.) because Stella loves mexican food. In particular she worships at the altar of the enchilada – a trait she inherited from her father who held the childhood nickname of “Little Enchilada.” Stella can consume an entire enchilada, rice and beans in one sitting – usually without even stopping for a breath. We are so proud.
Beyond her love of the all-mighty enchilada plate, she now knows the procedure for how it magically arrives on her plate. In fact, tonight when we made the all-too-predictable decision to get take-out from Rita’s, Stella brought me the phone and authoritatively told me, “Here Mommy, call restaurant people and tell them enchilada.” She then promptly turned to Steve and said, “Daddy, my go to restaurant wit you?” It is, of course, at this point that Steve and I make eye contact long enough to realize we are both thinking the same thing: We have become our own worst nightmare. Again.
In searching for a silver lining I can only find consolation in the fact that nowhere in these exchanges is she requesting a Happy Meal, a Coke or a Forty.