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540°

( House )

…the temperature at which we must set our oven in order to attain an internal temp of 425°. The oven without a handle. The white oven that expertly matches the black dishwasher. The black dishwasher that excretes a hideous odor while running and leaves a silky sheen of soap all over the dishes. The black [...]

Good-Bye B, Hello One Eleven

Hi Everyone. My sincerest apologies for being absent during such a monumentally bloggable period of our lives. When, in the period of one month you are tasked at selling a house, buying a house, installing over 1000 square feet of wood flooring, packing, moving, having ear tubes installed, keeping a 3-year-old from completely freaking out [...]

The Maker of Mayhem

At his 15-month check-up, we found that the fluid behind Porter’s ear drums still hasn’t cleared out. This, coupled with the fact that he is still yelling at us in some unintelligible Eastern European dialect meant we were directed by the pediatrician to take him to an audiologist and ear-nose-throat specialist. After a string of [...]