First he announces to me that he thinks he is a black soul man from the 70’s trapped in a white man’s body. Then he comes home with this.
This pumpkin gettin’ is serious business.
The Inspection process begins.
Initiate phase I of the Pumpkin Durability Test
Initiate phase II of the Pumpkin Durability Test.
After running back and forth across the pumpkin patch 674 times, filling every possible nook and cranny of clothing with dirt, and putting a whole host of pumpkins through thier paces, it is time for a cold one.
Confessions of a mother: I think my daughter might be part rat.
I defy you to explain why else she would:
- grab a package of andouille sausage from her perch in the grocery cart, and proceed to chew a hole in it during the four seconds that we weren’t paying attention.
- forage for food – usually wayward raisins – on the floor of the backseat of the car.
- have an obsession with trying to bite Rosie.
- eat the corner off the emergency ice-pack that we had fashioned out of a ziplock baggie and ice cubes.
As the official captain of my 6th grade spelling bee team I cannot continue to let this go unchecked any longer.
your: the possesive of you
Used in a sentence: “Your name rhymes with granny.”
you’re: you + are
Used in a sentence: “As a housewarming gift for your new apartment, you’re getting bandanna pillows to go with your new denim slipcovers.”
More than meets the eye.
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