Disturbing observation #1: On those occasions when we are irresponsible enough to leave the laptop open and on, Stella has taught herself how to open the browser, launch sesamestreet.com and play the interactive games BY HERSELF.

Disturbing observation #2: No matter how many times we have tried explaining it to her that, NO MATTER HOW VIOLENTLY OR REPEATEDLY she clicks, if there is an error message displayed it will not be possible to show Elmo which outfit is appropriate in snowy weather. SO QUIT TRYING.