The moment I take the lens cap off the camera, Stella starts doing this odd pose-down that involves her shrunken apple face and disco pointing fingers. This time, I begged her to just smile her normalest smile. It sorta worked.
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The photo evidence that will one day be our ruin.
Haircut Aversion Therapy
My new haircut: AKA Good things happen when you seek professional assistance.
The ‘Hood
We are currently in the midst of the time of year that explains why people would ever choose to live here voluntarily. From the months of August through late November Humboldt County experiences it’s only two traditional seasons: Summer and Fall. For the remaining months of the year we go through our other seasons Wet, Really Wet, Foggy, Miserable, Suicide Inducing and Windy. And believe it or not, this 4 month window makes up for all of it.
Because we realize just how important this time of year is to our physical and mental health, we take as many opportunities as possible to immerse ourselves in it. Our evening walks are a family affair, and are more about quality family time than they are about vigorous cardiovascular activity. Keeping these two kids on task is akin to herding an ADD clowder of cats. Porter usually goes back and forth about whether or not he will let his princely feet touch the ground, but when he does, he becomes harder to retrieve than an off-leash Ranger. He has a complete disregard for the idea of Private Property, and I am pretty certain it is only a matter of time before a neighbor finds an adorable but volatile 2-year-old wandering on their porch. Stella, on the other hand, cannot let any animal go ungreeted or piece of nature un-analyzed. Keeping her from picking everyone’s carefully cultivated flowerbeds is like attempting to deprive her of air.
Our immediate and extended neighborhood are an interesting hodge-podge of rural landscape. Our house falls in a cluster of modest ranch-style dwellings originally built in the early to mid 1960’s. It is unimpressive at first glance, but we have always seen it for what it eventually will become, not for what it is right now. It was the location and lot that drew us to 111, not the upside-down cabinets and single pane windows. There is actually a good group of people on our street, and much to our surprise, a lot of kids.
The road that runs perpendicular to ours is a small extension to our mini sub-division of houses, then rolls into what we refer to as “Little Oklahoma”. This area is populated with a delectable group of livestock-owning, cars-in-front-yard-sporting, penned-up-hound-possessing residents that are not uncommon in the rural enclaves around these parts. What is also not uncommon is that this area is interlaced with about a dozen or so newly built sprawling homes. Let’s just say that although there are homes in this area whose main design feature is a blue tarp, the remaining unbuilt lots at the end of the road are rumored to be priced somewhere in the $700K range. This is our usual route. And although it is less than a mile, it takes us the better part of an hour.
As we were heading out of the house one of the days last week I decided to run back in at the last minute and grab my camera. I figured this was one of those things that you can’t really understand unless you see it. And although I didn’t find an opportunity to get any good shots of our Dust Bowl Era settlers, I was able to capture a the essence of our evening stroll.
You’ll see the rubber frog that lives on the landscaping out front of one of the houses along the way. This frog has become a holy touchstone for both children. It gets man-handled and re-position each time we pass it. I also was sure to include the cat that is brave enough to hang out with us even though we have a large salivating dog who is still somewhere around step 2 in his cat 12-step program. (you’ll notice that there are a handful of pictures of Porter with the cat, then a shot of Ranger who is a great distance away and still fixated on the fact that there is a CAT, A CAT, A CAT!!!) More than anything, though, I just wanted to capture the beauty that reminds me why we choose to call this place home.
Bunk Mates
After months of threatening, and weeks and weeks of researching, we finally made an impulse decision, and bought the kids a set of bunk beds yesterday. We ultimately came to the realization that they are BUNK BEDS and not a set of heirloom Chippendale end tables, and went with the $299 version we found at a local furniture store. They fit our minimum criteria of solid “not dark” wood and were convertible into separate beds, for that moment when Stella starts complaining that she caught Porter secretly snooping through her text message log and whines about having to share her room with her like totally lame younger brother.
If I would have written this last night I would have expounded about the effortless bedtime ritual. Tonight, on the other hand, required a licensed counselor. Stella missed her old bed. Porter required not one, not two, not, three, but seven or eight bedtime rituals before he was content to voluntarily go down for the night. By the time we were finally able to leave their room without subsequent screaming, it was almost 9:30pm.
Right before Stella went to bed last night I reminded her where the stairs on her new bed were and told her that if she had to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and couldn’t find them to just yell for me. I would much rather deal with the inevitable night waking than the middle-of-the-night-sheet-changing. And so, at 4:55am I heard the call, and was (moderately) happy to heed the call. The unfortunate downside to this predicament is that she woke herself up enough to have difficulty getting herself back to sleep. Finally, after three return visits, I insisted she just get into bed with us so that I could get another hour of sleep. Steve was already up and surfing the internet by the time Porter shuffled out of bed, and so I suggested he climb in with Stella and I. That lasted all of about seven and a half seconds before all three of us were up and ready for the day.
I am fully prepared for the fact that for tonight and many nights forward, I will again be summoned as a middle-of-the-night bathroom wingman. It’s not like it is anything new, considering I have to make the usual nocturnal runs for the single purpose of standing sentinel while she attends to her business. This is, obviously, the earliest form of the Female Group Bathroom Run. And I guess all I can say is, “Don’t worry Stel, I got your back.”