To B (street) or not to B (street)? That is the question.

As many of you may or may not know, we have begun house hunting. And, if you know us, you know that we are your garden-variety nightmare consumers. We research. We discuss. We research some more. Then we concoct some elaborate plan that involves ebay, an interest free payment plan and overnight shipping. House hunting has been no different. Throughout the course of our newest retail adventure, Steve has become intimately involved with the various Humboldt County MLS databases – buying them expensive jewelry and taking them out to fancy dinners – all in hopes that they will put out provide us with that one perfect listing. His level of knowledge of the current Humboldt County housing market is such that all I need to do is yell out a house color and he can tell me how many properties are currently listed in that color, their square footage, the price and whether or not they have slab or perimeter foundations. This, my friends, is how I have chosen to put all that obsessive door-knob-touching behavior to good use.

The upside of knowing all the houses on the market: We know what is out there.
The down-side of knowing all the houses on the market: We know what is out there.

Welcome to house-hunting in the state of California.

In much the same way that we used our previous residence as a guide when choosing this house (i.e., NOT college student adjacent, NOT completely blocked from natural sunlight, NOT required to use a ladder to access the bedroom), our current residence has provided us with a set of criteria for our newest housing adventure (i.e. NOT on a busy corner, NOT 1 bathroom, NOT able to hear our neighbor’s toilet flush). Hence, we are getting ourself into a slightly more refined search. We are finding that no matter how many listings Steve has memorized, we still are unable to afford something that meets our newly defined criteria without having to sell a kidney the black market to make the down payment.

Although there are many things we truly love about our house, we have begun to realize that its size and location have some noticeable downsides. And one bathroom. Really, it’s all about the one bathroom. The one small bathroom. Okay, and the ridiculously annoying cars with ridiculously bad paint jobs and ridiculously loud mufflers that accelerate around our corner day and night. But aside from size and location, we really do like our house. After all, we did just dedicate Stella’s College Fund a sizable sum of money towards eliminating any and all traces of gold-flecked, seafoam green formica.

So what now?

We have begun to realize that we may be staying put for a little while longer. After numerous discussions on the subject, we have decided that we have no interest in putting our emotional and physical energy into a home unless it is the one we will be in for a long while. We have also realized that we will probably not be able to afford exactly what we want, but will instead need to find something based on its potential. And although we have been on the look-out for this decent-enough-for-the-short-run-but-with-plenty-of-potential-for-the-long-run house, we are hoping that we aren’t wishing for something that falls on the reality scale somewhere between leprechauns and unicorns. So for now, we are still those crazy cock-eyed optimists that believes the right one will somehow surface in a price range well below the GNP of a small, third-world country. Call us crazy.

And although I realize it lacks grace and style to bemoan one’s financial situation, I will say this: as of late, we are hemorrhaging money in terms of day care. Undertaking a new (and inevitably higher) mortgage may best be saved until I stop endorsing my entire paycheck to the State of California and their hifalutin “full cost” status they have granted us. I’ll refrain from my red-state rant about being punished for working for a living because Porter’s new center is the equivalent of a toddler day spa. Although I can’t prove it, I am fairly certain he regularly gets mineral baths and pedicures.

In the meantime we have made a decision to continue to just revisit our space usage strategies. So, we bought some new dressers, underwent phase 7 of child-proofing to offset my son’s unerring instincts to go for the one unsecured item in a room (and even figure out how to get to the things that have been secured), and we are doing a bit of spring cleaning. If we are creative, I’m certain we’ll be able to continue to think of ways to stretch the space. As it turns out, Stella is even good for an idea or two. Last weekend, while we were discussing where to put this, that and the other, Stella chimed in with her suggestion:

“I know, Daddy! You and Mommy can get bunk beds!!”

You don’t call, you don’t write…

Yes, I can hear it. Your whispers, your groans, your sighs each time you click your mouse and see that the same stale post is sitting there staring you in the face. Believe me, it is not my intention to torture you with inactivity. I miss you too. But the day-to-day reality of my life has been evolving in a way that keeps me from the computer for longer and longer periods of time – sometimes I will go days without even turning it on. As such, my ability to avail myself as a slave to these pages has become an increasingly greater challenge. Believe me when I say that I want to be writing – I really do. It is just that, lately, I have less and less opportunity to do so.

That said, you are just going to have to bear with me here. I am going to continue to write as often as I can, try to post pictures in between, and try to be more diligent about jotting down notes in my little moleskin journal (you know, the one I asked for for Christmas so that I could BETTER ORGANIZE MY BLOGGING NOTES), so that when I do actually have an opportunity to sit down and write, I will remember all the things that I forgot. There is just as much weird, funny, touching and maddening activity in my life these days, I just can’t keep up with it all.

Thanks for being patient, for hanging in there, and for being such dedicated readers…even if you do only come to these pages to look at the photos.

…And speaking of photos, for those of you who haven’t stumbled over there already, you can also check in at flickr to keep an eye on my photo archive. I post many more pictures over there than actually show up on the blog. (If you sign up for an account, you can post comments directly to those photos as well.)

Name that tune

As XM subscribers, we have a standing question:

“So, do you know who this is?”

This question posed, because the display will always tell you the artist and song title. One thing I have learned is that I did not marry my husband because of his catalog of musical knowledge. About the only songs he can identify are The Carpenters, The Ramones, Earth Wind & Fire (and that is only since he somewhat recently came to this realization), a couple of hair bands and a handful of miscellaneous obscure 80’s groups. And I mean, really obscure.

I think the only time he out-challenged me was when he was able to identify a Fountains of Wayne song, when I had never even heard of them. I’m not sure, but I still think he may have cheated.

Today, after yet another defeat in the guess this song/artist challenge, I was presented with the following logic:

“Um, Natalie. I am not a lyricist, I am a composer.”