One Eleven Extreme Home Make Over: 6 Month Edition

I know you all just roll your eyes when I complain about how it seems to take an eternity to get anything done around this place. But that is why this website works so beautifully for me: I can complain all I want and I don’t have to SEE you when you roll your eyes. So there.

We just passed our 6-month mark, and are slowly coming to the point where the apologetically delivered, “yeah, so we just moved in…” are no longer the first words out of my mouth when someone comes over. Okay, so I still do it. But it’s getting better. We have continued fulfilling our main mission, which involves adding both the structural and decorative touches that redirect our attention from the fact that we are living in a rundown 1964 track home.

This last weekend was noteworthy because we were able to finally unpack the last of our boxes – which included books, books and more books. Or as my mother-in-law so lovingly packed and labeled them:

box of books

After lots of discussion about a custom built shelving and mantle structure that would wrap itself around the fireplace, we instead decided to go with a set of pre-made, pre-finished units. I argued that it would give us flexibility in the long run – should we choose to remodel the living room. Really, I was just being impatient, and couldn’t wait around for Steve ‘Norm Abrahms’ Walston to design, build and finish it before Stella leaves for her freshman year of college. This is how it works around here: I say I want some shelves so we can unpack the books, and Steve spends hours designing a unit that requires we re-roof and knock out a wall in the bathroom at the other end of the house. Go ahead, ask me why we still have not been able to order a new front window. I’d probably answer that it is because each time I bring it up, the conversation ends up involving a cantilevered window seat…which involves moving the front gate and a portion of the fence, and jackhammering out a portion of the front sidewalk.

new bookshelves

Regardless, we were able to tackle all 16 boxes of books, 5 miscellaneous boxes of archived documents, old school files and the various and sundry crap we have stored and carried with us over the last 10 years. As of now, we are now officially unpacked, and will no longer be subjecting ourselves to scenes like this – at least not for a while:

unpacking books

Of the other noteworthy accomplishments of late, are included the unglamorous jobs of having the heater moved from the hall closet to the attic (This was a huge improvement due to the fact that each time it would kick on it sounded like a rocket igniting for lift-off.), and having the hot water heater moved from the laundry room out into the garage. In both cases, freeing up valuable interior space into which we can stow the hulking piles of children’s toys and books…and all those Adult Books.

Steve was also able to finish the interior trim detail on all the new windows that have been installed, allowing us to buy some snazzy wood mini-blinds. And, we have actually managed to get our bedroom into a somewhat organized and put-together state. I will stop short of saying that it was well worth the 16 week wait – but that new bed, it is like sleeping in a vat full of love and rose petals. Yes, that good. Not to mention, I now can officially refer to myself as a bona fide adult because I actually own a non-hand-me-down, matching, elegant bedroom set. Who ever knew life could be so good?

new window

bedroom

Bedroom

I am still looking very forward to getting some paint on the walls, and we are now focusing our main attentions on finishing up the laundry room / mud room / office / pantry. If we can just get it designed and completed without the requirement of a second mortgage and a concrete truck, it will be nothing short of a miracle.

And thus is our house. The bedrooms are too small, the yard is alternately a big mud pit or a marsh, and the exterior looks like a giant easter egg. But with each project completed, and each walk out to the horses, and each drive home through rolling forest and pasture, and each time Stella can skip to a neighbor’s house to play, I find myself more and more thankful we moved here.

stella

pasture

horse

signs

Snow Day!

The miracle wasn’t that it was snowing at sea level, but rather the fact that Porter didn’t get hypothermia from running around outside without shoes on, and that I managed to convince Stella to wear both shoes and a jacket all at one time. Okay, really it was a sweater, but considering I regularly find her outside, standing at the sand table in 40 degree weather wearing nothing but a pair of underwear, this was HUGELY successful.

You’ll probably get bored with these after a while, but at least I’ll have proof when I begin incessantly telling my grand-kids about the great snow day of aught-eight.

snow flakes
(click photo to see the entire set)

Our New 60’s-Era Diner

So, this weekend we finally cashed in our housewarming coupon from Jodie & Anthony for a “Free day of Labor & Child Wrasslin”. Over the course of the last 4 months we have methodically planned exactly which project we were going to subject them to have them help us with – ensuring that we did not squander such a ridiculously generous opportunity on some trivial cleaning project. Because unlike our families, who are borderline masochistic in their desire to repeatedly visit us with the intention of putting up with both our children and our endless list of back-breaking home projects, they aren’t crazy. At least, not in that way.

I think we utilized our gift wisely:

dining room light fixture

To Jodie & Anthony: We can’t thank you enough!