These are some of the brave and mighty from our yard who are courageous enough to actually bloom. I am celebrating their short existence before the persistent rain and wind beats the everliving life out of them.





These are some of the brave and mighty from our yard who are courageous enough to actually bloom. I am celebrating their short existence before the persistent rain and wind beats the everliving life out of them.





We are thinking of using this as her head shot when we send her on pageant try-outs.


We listened to Depeche Mode, put on black eye-liner and painted her toe nails electric blue.

If I stand too long my feet swell.
If I sit too long then try to stand up, my pelvis feels like it will explode.
What’s a girl to do?
Eat some Thin Mints and take a nap.