140 characters in Twitter won’t even come close to summing this one up.

7:45pm: Realize Blanket has inadvertently been left in cubby at school

7:45-9:00pm: Screaming / Crying / Screaming / Crying / Collapse in complete emotional exhaustion

9:00-10:00pm: TV remote turns up missing and Doorknob Toucher spends an hour flipping the house inside out trying to locate it

12:00am: Dog initiates heated conversation with raccoons on front porch

4:45am: “Blaaaaannnnnnnket!”

7:34am: Belligerent 4-year-old allows dog to escape through garage

7:35am: 20 minutes of dog chasing through neighborhood marshland

8:00am: Long anticipated Blanket reunion

8:15am: Knock tooth on play structure and bleed all over blanket

8:17am: Blanket quarantined into plastic bag – back in cubby

8:25am: Call dentist to find out if toddler dentures will be in our future

8:30am: Afraid to leave office for fear that an anvil will fall on my head

2 thoughts on “140 characters in Twitter won’t even come close to summing this one up.

  1. I miss you guys… Even after this 2 1/2 years I still recall those awesome evenings we would have when we would get together and “create” these wonderful dinners. I’m really not sure if it was the dinners or just the company.

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