Picture it:
Steve, Stella and Natalie are sitting at a local mexican food restaurant for lunch. Natalie (she who has the equivalent of a wriggling boulder sitting directly on her bladder) excuses herself to use the restroom. As she emerges from the bathroom and begins the trek back towards the table on the other side of the cavernous room hears her daughter yelling at the top of her lungs, “Mommy! MommyMommyMommyMommy! I so glad you’re back!! Yeaaaaaaa!” And yes, she was also applauding.
Every mother should be so lucky to be welcomed back to the table with such vigor and love. Either that or she knew you successfully went potty and in her world that is something to cheer about……good job Nat.
Come on, admit it. You liked it!
(Remember this day on January 14, 2020, when she doesn’t want to be seen in public with you.)
At least she didn’t inquire (in mega voice) whether you pooped or pottied!