So I’m all, “Let’s go ahead and get those paint samples up on the walls.”
And he’s all, “Alright.”
And I’m all, “What are you doing with that blue tape?”
And he’s all, “Um, doing what you just asked.”
And I’m all, “This right here? This is why they make reality shows about doorknob-toucher home renovators.”
Then, right after the paint had dried and he removed all the tape, I asked him to do one more color. HEY EVERYONE, DID YOU SEE HOW UNEVEN THAT LAST COLOR SAMPLE IS?