
Monthly Archives: March 2006
Her Blue Period
We listened to Depeche Mode, put on black eye-liner and painted her toe nails electric blue.

If I could just hover…
If I stand too long my feet swell.
If I sit too long then try to stand up, my pelvis feels like it will explode.
What’s a girl to do?
Eat some Thin Mints and take a nap.
Doing Impressions
Farrah Fawcett:

A character from Fat Albert:


Testing your ability to look beyond the adorable face.
Can you guess what is wrong with this picture?

Hint:

If you said two different shoes, you were only partially right. Try two different shoes on the wrong feet.