I defy you to explain why else she would:

• grab a package of andouille sausage from her perch in the grocery cart, and proceed to chew a hole in it during the four seconds that we weren’t paying attention.
• forage for food – usually wayward raisins – on the floor of the backseat of the car.
• have an obsession with trying to bite Rosie.
• eat the corner off the emergency ice-pack that we had fashioned out of a ziplock baggie and ice cubes.