Well would you look at that? It seems there is some sort of wood underneath that nasty yellow vinyl!
Let’s scrape at it and see what it looks like!
Hmmm, that looks an awful lot like the wood floors throughout the rest of the house! (It’s amazing how much better this stuff comes off with water than with that toxic adhesive remover!)
Gee, isn’t it great that we have $1500 worth of linoleum tiles sitting in our garage?!?