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If the unibomber can have a manifesto, so can I.

( Ranting )

It could be the hormones talking. Or the change in weather. Or maybe it is the fact that I am finally starting to grow up, but I have come to the sad realization that I have lost my faith in humanity. That deep-down assumption that most of the time, most of the people are good. [...]

And we shall name it Catsnackius

( Ranting )

So, it was right about the time that I was down on my hands and knees in Stella’s closet (you know, the one that – in all of her generostiy – she allows me to share with her) sniffing our clothes because I had caught a whiff of cat pee, that I realized my distain [...]

Late Spring/Early Summer Checklist

( Ranting )

Get hideous geometric sunburn from overalls while gardening: Check!

All those pictures of cats on the walls of the pyramids were warnings, but did we listen? Noooooo.

( Ranting )

Slowly, over the course of the last couple of years, our cats have slowly begun the process of methodically and systematically planning our death. The how’s and why’s are still unfolding, but the overall reality of the situation has really started to sink in. This is where they slipped up though. The chaos of the [...]