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		<title>birds + bees + 4-year-old</title>
		<link>http://walscapades.com/2008/02/06/birds-bees-4-year-old/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2008 21:11:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Natalie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stella: &#8220;Mom, why do you get two ginger snaps and I only get one?&#8221; Me: &#8220;That&#8217;s the cool part about getting to be the Mom.&#8221; Stella: &#8220;No, the cool part is getting to hatch a baby.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Missed campaign opportunity for Campbell&#8217;s</title>
		<link>http://walscapades.com/2008/01/06/missed-campaign-opportunity-for-campbells/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 01:23:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Natalie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;It takes a long time to learn how to eat soup.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Name that tune</title>
		<link>http://walscapades.com/2007/03/24/name-that-tune/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Mar 2007 00:45:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Natalie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As XM subscribers, we have a standing question: &#8220;So, do you know who this is?&#8221; This question posed, because the display will always tell you the artist and song title. One thing I have learned is that I did not marry my husband because of his catalog of musical knowledge. About the only songs he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I am SO totally not making this up.</title>
		<link>http://walscapades.com/2007/01/24/so-totally-not-making-this-up/</link>
		<comments>http://walscapades.com/2007/01/24/so-totally-not-making-this-up/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jan 2007 04:53:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Natalie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From a discussion between Stella and I regarding whether we should buy or build: &#8220;Mommy, did you know that if your head is really strong like mine you can pound nails with it?&#8221; Whispered into my ear by Alex while picking Stella up from school: &#8220;Psst. I love chattelatte.&#8221; (Neither I, nor Alex&#8217;s mother have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Decisions, Decisions&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://walscapades.com/2006/12/21/decisions-decisions/</link>
		<comments>http://walscapades.com/2006/12/21/decisions-decisions/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2006 17:31:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Natalie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The VERY important question posed to me this morning: &#8220;I am going to put the basket on top of the car, and load all of the suitcases on it. Would it be classier to wrap each one, individually, in a contractor bag or cover the entire thing with a blue tarp?&#8221; For some reason, my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An argument on the &#8216;pro&#8217; side</title>
		<link>http://walscapades.com/2006/11/29/an-arguement-on-the-pro-side/</link>
		<comments>http://walscapades.com/2006/11/29/an-arguement-on-the-pro-side/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Nov 2006 14:48:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Natalie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Told to me this morning, after a night where Stella&#8217;s refusal to sleep nearly got her Walston Family Membership Card revoked: &#8220;You know, if we just became meth addicts none of these sleep issues would matter.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Can you feel my pain?</title>
		<link>http://walscapades.com/2006/10/17/can-you-feel-my-pain/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Oct 2006 21:40:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Natalie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Told to me today&#8230; &#8220;I&#8217;m not OCD. I&#8217;m just thorough in my tendencies.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Religious Studies</title>
		<link>http://walscapades.com/2006/09/25/religious-studies/</link>
		<comments>http://walscapades.com/2006/09/25/religious-studies/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Sep 2006 01:47:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Natalie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Steve to Stella: &#8220;Stella! Put those down. Buddhas don&#8217;t do that.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>And there you have it.</title>
		<link>http://walscapades.com/2006/09/18/and-there-you-have-it/</link>
		<comments>http://walscapades.com/2006/09/18/and-there-you-have-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Sep 2006 15:25:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Natalie</dc:creator>
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		<title>Poor girl doesn&#8217;t stand a chance.</title>
		<link>http://walscapades.com/2005/11/18/poor-girl-doesnt-stand-a-chance/</link>
		<comments>http://walscapades.com/2005/11/18/poor-girl-doesnt-stand-a-chance/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2005 16:13:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Natalie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Something you would only ever hear uttered in the Walston household: &#8220;Please don&#8217;t subvert our daughter&#8217;s nerdification.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>Facts you won&#8217;t learn on &#8220;Mutual of Omaha&#8217;s Wild Kingdom&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://walscapades.com/2005/06/21/facts-you-wont-learn-on-mutual-of-omahas-wild-kingdom/</link>
		<comments>http://walscapades.com/2005/06/21/facts-you-wont-learn-on-mutual-of-omahas-wild-kingdom/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Natalie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Steve to Stella while mom eavesdrops from an adjacent room: &#8220;You know Stella, humans have amazingly resiliant foreheads. Foreheads are far more durable, than, say, the side of the head. For instance, they were useful to our prehistoric ancestors in that they would kill gazelles in the wild by head-butting them to death.&#8221;]]></description>
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