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birds + bees + 4-year-old

( Quotable andStella )

Stella: “Mom, why do you get two ginger snaps and I only get one?” Me: “That’s the cool part about getting to be the Mom.” Stella: “No, the cool part is getting to hatch a baby.”

Missed campaign opportunity for Campbell’s

( Quotable andSteve )

“It takes a long time to learn how to eat soup.”

Name that tune

As XM subscribers, we have a standing question: “So, do you know who this is?” This question posed, because the display will always tell you the artist and song title. One thing I have learned is that I did not marry my husband because of his catalog of musical knowledge. About the only songs he [...]

I am SO totally not making this up.

From a discussion between Stella and I regarding whether we should buy or build: “Mommy, did you know that if your head is really strong like mine you can pound nails with it?” Whispered into my ear by Alex while picking Stella up from school: “Psst. I love chattelatte.” (Neither I, nor Alex’s mother have [...]

Decisions, Decisions…

The VERY important question posed to me this morning: “I am going to put the basket on top of the car, and load all of the suitcases on it. Would it be classier to wrap each one, individually, in a contractor bag or cover the entire thing with a blue tarp?” For some reason, my [...]