Against my better judgment, I am putting these photos on the Internet… (I retain the right to come to my senses at a later time and remove them forever.)
Well kid, we are at (t – 4 weeks). I will be very interested to see if a.) you decide to arrive when the medical professionals and various sonogram machines say you will, b.) if you are able to exit my body in under 10 hours, and c.) whether or not you will go home [...]
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I am now on the 2-week rotation with my doctor, wherein every two weeks I get the enviable task of peeing in cup and getting weighed. Every girl should wish for as much. It is all the great lead up to my highly anticipated task of having to squeeze the equivalent of a Ford Pinto [...]
I am scheduled to go in for my gestational diabetes test sometime in the first week or two of January, and it is going to be nothing short of a miracle if I actually pass this thing. Even though I passed just fine last time, and it is a routine test that every pregnant woman [...]