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Super P & Princess Clam Boobies

So you already had a preview of Stella’s confection of a costume, however you’ll notice I didn’t make much to do about Porter’s selection for this year. And if you guess that it’s because he would have nothing to do with THE COSUME HE SPECIFICALLY REQUESTED then you’d be absolutely correct. While Stella [...]

Haircut Aversion Therapy

( Photos and Porter and Tantrums )

Subtext: You’d better get used to it Porter, your mother and sister can be ruthless.

Trying

I have been conspicuously absent lately mainly because it is hard to write with all that screaming. Porter screaming at no one in particular because he wants a hot dog. No, make that oatmeal. No! a hot dog. Nooooo!, oatmeal. NO!!, both. NO!NO!NO!, neither. NO!, a hot dog [...]

Speaking in tongues less these days…sort of.

I am terribly tardy in reporting that Porter has - over the last month or two - begun talking. But only if you qualify talking as a semi-intelligible, mono-syllabic, finger-pointing bark delivered with all the delicateness of a drill-seargant. Cwy! (cry) Dwibe! (drive) Kickle! (tickle) are all games that fall under [...]

The Angry: A Photo Essay

( Photos and Porter and Tantrums )

If memory serves, this particular episode of The Angry was in response to the fact that I wouldn’t let him eat a tube of chapstick.

(click photo to see the entire set)