And here you have it oh father-in-law of mine. My gift to you. The opportunity to SEE your precious grand-children exactly as they are, with all the screaming, crying, look-at-me-look-at-me chaos, and then getting to walk away and actually enjoy your day on your own terms. Happy Birthday, big guy.
As I have alluded to – off and on – for a couple of days now, my birthday managed to linger for quite a spell this year. I blame it on momentum, and the fact that it fell on a Thursday, and the fact that tequila was ever invented. Thursday I worked and did all [...]
had just moved boyfriend into my dungeon-like, one-bedroom apartment. Co-mingled kitchen appliances and engaged in pre-marital sex. didn’t have a college degree or even a decent way to put one to use. Er, legally, that is. wrote all my stories on PAPER! was employed in a job that taught me everything I DON’T want in [...]
If we were to be graded this year on our ability to prepare and deliver birthday gifts in a timely fashion, we would be receiving a big fat F, as in ‘Frankly, You’re Incompetent’ So guess what, oh lovely Mother-in-Law of mine? Your proxy gift will maybe, hopefully, and with any kind of luck be [...]