I spent 15 minutes tearing through every back issue of cooking magazine I could find looking for this recipe. Guess where it was? On the kitchen counter. Figures. Although I decamped from the land of vegetarians some time ago, I don’t have anything against them. Except that they don’t eat bacon. This is a great [...]
So I’m all, “Let’s go ahead and get those paint samples up on the walls.” And he’s all, “Alright.” And I’m all, “What are you doing with that blue tape?” And he’s all, “Um, doing what you just asked.” And I’m all, “This right here? This is why they make reality shows about doorknob-toucher home [...]
Dear Stella & Porter, Today something really great happened. Our nation swore in its very first african-american president. It makes me so happy to know that it will never occur to you that this is anything but normal. Love, Mom