http://walscapades.com/2008/04/24/happy-birthday-from-the-incompetents/ Where we call a scapade a scapade. Sun, 01 Apr 2012 16:20:25 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://walscapades.com/2008/04/24/happy-birthday-from-the-incompetents/comment-page-1/#comment-992 Judy Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:19:22 +0000 http://walscapades.com/2008/04/24/happy-birthday-from-the-incompetents/#comment-992 Never would we give either of your an "F". We, your loyal admirers would give you A's: amazing, astonishing, amusing, animated, accomplished, and maybe amorous. Your proxy gift (which I love) has arrived and leads to a "weighty" mathematical poblem.: If one box of "Bug Bites" contains 10 servings of 130 calories each and I receive 6 boxes AND if one can of cream cheese frosting contains 14 servings of 110 calories each and I receive 8 cans and IF 40% of those calories are composed of fat, just how much weight will I gain in the next four weeks, presuming my metabolism is the same as the average moderately active post-menopausal woman? Never would we give either of your an “F”. We, your loyal admirers would give you A’s: amazing, astonishing, amusing, animated, accomplished, and maybe amorous. Your proxy gift (which I love) has arrived and leads to a “weighty” mathematical poblem.: If one box of “Bug Bites” contains 10 servings of 130 calories each and I receive 6 boxes AND if one can of cream cheese frosting contains 14 servings of 110 calories each and I receive 8 cans and IF 40% of those calories are composed of fat, just how much weight will I gain in the next four weeks, presuming my metabolism is the same as the average moderately active post-menopausal woman?

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