Hey McGoo,
Big surprise, but I managed to miss my arbitrarily set, semi-regular post wherein I tell you how adorably cute you are and relate my amazement at how you can elevate angry to a level not commonly found in nature. Otherwise known as The Cute and The Angry, respectively. So instead of me [...]
I managed to procrastinate Porter’s first haircut long enough for his mullet to reach it’s full Trans-Am-driving-Scorps-listening-leather-moccasin-boot-wearing maturity. And although his father would be ever so proud for this to be his lifetime achievement, I knew it was time. And can I say that men and haircuts? Are you kidding me? [...]
This weekend we removed and disposed of 3,380 pounds of green waste.
To clarify: the “we” being Steve, myself and the latest round of suckers visitors, Steve’s parents. Consider yourself warned: if you come to our house with the intention of “helping” you will be automatically issued a project, a Walstonling [...]
Halloween this year had a slightly different tone for many reasons, one of them being that this was the first year that my mother did not meticulously plan and execute Stella’s costume. Instead she listened to Stella’s adamant request for CINDERELLA WITH LADYBUGS! and promptly purchased a pre-fab Cinderella get-up, and a bunch of [...]