Sending him to day care in an unmarked outfit and non-noteworthy hair, and picking him up looking like a cross between Jimmy Buffet & Johnny Rotten.
Told to me this morning, after a night where Stella’s refusal to sleep nearly got her Walston Family Membership Card revoked:
“You know, if we just became meth addicts none of these sleep issues would matter.”
(in no particular order)
…Steve Walston. For spending approximately 14 hours in the back seat of a car with both Walstonlings, and never once threaten to throw himself onto I-5. For keeping with Walston tradition, and managing to nearly sever his head from his body with a hand-saw while pruning the olive tree. For finally getting [...]
As a kid, I remember my mother being an insanely light sleeper. It would not be at all uncommon for me to wake up in the middle of the night, pad into their bedroom and just stand there – knowing that it was prohibited for me to wake them up for something as trivial [...]