Steve to Stella: “Stella! Put those down. Buddhas don’t do that.”
This household has not known a full night’s sleep in, roughly, 5 months 6 days 13 hours and 5 minutes. Roughly. Okay, there was that one night, where we naively believed we would be lucky enough to have 2 children that slept through the night at freakishly early ages, but we were sadly brought to [...]
Me: “Hey Stella, I am going to blow-dry my hair in your room, okay?” Stella: “Okay, but don’t knock anything over in there.”