Porter’s current repertoir includes: sleeping, eating, not sleeping, marathon hiccuping, crying, perfecting his aim in long-distance projectile spitting and peeing all over the place each time his diaper is being changed. Not bad for being just short of 2 weeks old.
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Okay, so I’m back. If there is one thing I have learned over the last couple of weeks it is that hell hath no fury like my readership after 3 or 4 days of no new posts. So, on with the show.
Although we have yet to really settle in on a new daily [...]
Is there someone who could explain to me why babies come straight from the factory defaulted to nocturnal mode, leaving parents to have to spend the first month rewiring them? I would like to have a sit-down with the head of the product design department on who thought up this particular feature…and smack them [...]
After about 6 hours, and what seemed a horse dosage of pitocin, my body gave in and finally allowed me to begin the kind of labor that would produce an actual baby. It seemed an eternity, but just 4 short hours later (at 6:30 pm) we welcomed a 9 pound, 8 ounce baby boy [...]
Today officially marks my 42nd week of pregnancy, and the time has finally come to put everyone out of their misery and find out if this child is a boy or a girl. I will be induced first thing tomorrow morning, and with any luck, we will have added a new addition to our [...]