We listened to Depeche Mode, put on black eye-liner and painted her toe nails electric blue.
If I stand too long my feet swell. If I sit too long then try to stand up, my pelvis feels like it will explode. What’s a girl to do? Eat some Thin Mints and take a nap.
Farrah Fawcett: A character from Fat Albert:
Can you guess what is wrong with this picture? Hint: If you said two different shoes, you were only partially right. Try two different shoes on the wrong feet.