Celene called today to say that after weeks of not-himselfness, Scooter - their equivalent of Stella - was given the diagnosis of renal failure. Being the young pup - er, kit - that he is, he has good chances of living a life filled with tuna, pork and monkeys.
Be ye warned my young sister: [...]
In early June, we were lucky enough to have a visit from our good friend Shannon. We attempted an outing to the Oyster Festival, but quickly decided that waiting in line 45 minutes at one of the 3 remaining booths that was actually still open, was not our idea of a good time. [...]
Word of the week: Daaaaaaaadeeeeee!
Noteworthy pronunciation: ‘a’ an octave higher than ‘e’
Average volume level (on a scale of 1 to 10): 36
Noteworthy posturing: like that of a ski jumper in mid-air
Frequency of usage: approximately 642 times a day
Thanks Grammy Judy.
The sauce Steve uses when he makes his eggplant parmesean is called “Pasta Sauce Raphael,” however, thanks to TBS’s 1-800-Funny campaign, I cant help but call it “Pasta Sauce Dwayne”. This is the best EP I have ever had - not too saucy, rich in flavor and is acutally pretty low in fat.
Recipes adapted [...]