Hope you’re feline better.

Celene called today to say that after weeks of not-himselfness, Scooter – their equivalent of Stella – was given the diagnosis of renal failure. Being the young pup – er, kit – that he is, he has good chances of living a life filled with tuna, pork and monkeys.

Be ye warned my young sister: just because you have chosen to have a cat instead of a child does not mean you won’t be required to shell out the equivalent of a college tuition. This time it is medical bills. Next time it may be a replacement set of living room furniture — lest you forget, part of the treatment protocol is that he has to be locked indoors at all times.

scooter

Get well soon, Scooter!

When standing in line for a beer in a plastic cup begins to lose its appeal.

In early June, we were lucky enough to have a visit from our good friend Shannon. We attempted an outing to the Oyster Festival, but quickly decided that waiting in line 45 minutes at one of the 3 remaining booths that was actually still open, was not our idea of a good time. We decided that, having been to our fair share of Oyster Festivals together, next year I would call her to let her know when it would be, and would then promptly make reservations for us at Hurricane Kate’s – a place to enjoy oysters, complete with comfortable seating, a full bar and no one in dread locks hitting you up for beer money.

So, we promptly packed back up in the car and headed for home, wherein we made a delicious dinner complete with wine and dessert. And, lucky for you, we caught it all on film.

The only thing that would have made this afternoon more perfect would have been a giant bouncy house.

The call of the wild.

Word of the week: Daaaaaaaadeeeeee!

Noteworthy pronunciation: ‘a’ an octave higher than ‘e’

Average volume level (on a scale of 1 to 10): 36

Noteworthy posturing: like that of a ski jumper in mid-air

Frequency of usage: approximately 642 times a day

Eggplant Dwayne

The sauce Steve uses when he makes his eggplant parmesean is called “Pasta Sauce Raphael,” however, thanks to TBS’s 1-800-Funny campaign, I cant help but call it “Pasta Sauce Dwayne”. This is the best EP I have ever had – not too saucy, rich in flavor and is acutally pretty low in fat.

Recipes adapted from The New Basics and Moosewood Restaurant Low-Fat Favorites

Dwayne Sauce:

2 jars (6 oz each) marinated artichoke hearts in oil
1/4 cup olive oil
2 cups chopped onions
2 Tablespoons minced garlic
1/2 teaspoon oregano
1/2 teaspoon dried basil
1 Tablespoon coarsely ground black pepper
1/2 teaspoon salt
Pinch of dried red pepper flakes
1 can (28 oz) plum tomatoes, with their juice
1/4 cup freshly grated parmesean cheese
1/4 cup chopped fresh Italian (flat-leaf) parsley

  1. Drain the artichoke hearts, reserving the marinade.
  2. Heat the olive oil in a large saucepan. Add the onions, garlic, oregano, basil, black pepper, salt, red pepper flakes, and reserved artichoke marinade. Saute over medium-low heat until the onions and garlic are soft and translucent, 10 minutes.
  3. Add the tomatoes and simmer for 30 minutes.
  4. Add the artichoke hearts, Parmesean, and parsley. Stir gently, and simmer another 5 minutes.

Eggplant Parmesean with Dwayne Sauce:

2 large eggplants, cut crosswise into 1/2 inch slices (approx 2 lbs)
4 egg whites
1/4 teaspoon salt
2 cups whole wheat bread crumbs
1/3 cup finely grated Parmesean cheese
1 large garlic clove, minced or pressed
2 teaspoons dried basil
1 cup nonfat ricotta cheese
2 cups grated low-fat mozzarella cheese (approx 8 oz)
Prepared Dwayne sauce

  1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
  2. Using shallow dish, lightly beat the egg whites and salt. In another large bowl, combine the bread crumbs, Parmesean cheese, garlic and basil.
  3. Dip the eggplant slices in the egg whites, then dredge them in the bread crumb mixture to coat both sides evenly. Place the breaded slices on a baking sheet that has been prepared with cooking spray. Should you have any leftover bread crumb mixture, set it aside. Bake the eggplant for about 20 minutes on each side, until tender and easily pierced with a fork.
  4. Spread about 1/2 the sauce in the bottom of an 9 X 12 inch glass or nonreactive baking dish. Assemble a single layer of eggplant on top of the sauce. Spread all of the ricotta cheese evenly on the eggplant and top with about 1 1/2 cups of the mozzarella. Use the rest of the eggplant slices for a second layer. Cover them with the reamining sauce and any extra bread crumb mixture. Sprinkle the top with the final 1/2 cup of mozzarella and bake, uncovered, for 25 to 30 minutes, until the cheese is melted and bubbly.

Mangia, Baby!