Why Justin, I thought you were a pale ale man!
Steve to Stella while mom eavesdrops from an adjacent room: “You know Stella, humans have amazingly resiliant foreheads. Foreheads are far more durable, than, say, the side of the head. For instance, they were useful to our prehistoric ancestors in that they would kill gazelles in the wild by head-butting them to death.”
So, turning 33 aint so bad. I had a pretty sweet party (aside from that STUPID sore throat thing) wherein I was able to show off my bitchin new remodel and was showered with luxurious gifts from all of my adoring fans. Thank you, thank you my dahlings. I am now the owner of a [...]
Hi Dadeeeee! Mom let me use the computer to write to you for Father’s Day. She said she will do something called editing…whatever that is. I don’t care — I just like hitting the keys and clicking the mouse pad. Dadeeee, you are the greatest. I have so much fun with you. These are the [...]
So how’s this for an encouraging statement from the pediatrician: “Yeah, its looking like you are going to have to get that verbal discipline thing down pretty quicklike. At this rate, she is going to be able to take you down by the time she’s 5.” Nice. It has really taken me a long time [...]