Walnut Creek is HOT! And I’m not talking Paris-Hilton’s-That’s Hawwwwt-hot, I’m talking sweaty-knee-pits-need-to-be-naked-DIRECTLY-in-front-of-the-air-conditioner hot.
We have been here all of about two and a half hours and we are already sweating in places we forgot we even had, and doing a pretty good job of shedding any non-essential pieces of clothing, whilst also loitering for extended [...]
Firstly, I feel compelled to mention that our household has successfully logged another 70 or 80 hours of Hi-5 (not counting the time at day care). We missed the appearance on The Today Show wherein Matt Lauer said that he wasn’t sure about other families, but around his household they are pretty much commensurate to [...]
So, it was right about the time that I was down on my hands and knees in Stella’s closet (you know, the one that - in all of her generostiy - she allows me to share with her) sniffing our clothes because I had caught a whiff of cat pee, that I realized my distain [...]
Um, there is a no-tolerance gang policy in this house.
By the time you are my age, these - by default - will be genetically spliced into your nervous system.