…pity me because my mother is evil.
Yes, that is the sweater to one of her teddy bears. No, we did not put it on her head. Yes, we pointed, laughed, took photos and wished we had thought of it ourselves.
Get hideous geometric sunburn from overalls while gardening: Check!
Number of:
–times Stella was told not to lick the Swiffer: 4
–bottles Stella has had outside of sleep time: 0
–times Stella has melted down into a crying frenzy chanting “ba-ba” since ‘Operation 4B’ has commenced: 1
–cookies that were not either overcooked or undercooked while testing out our new convection oven: 0
– hours spent reading [...]
Dear Stelly-belle,
We need to have a little chat about something. It has been something that has been on my mind for quite some time now, and with your 18 month birthday quickly approaching, the time has come for me to make yet another decision that will undoubtedly ruin your life forever. [Don't worry, [...]